Santa Banta Jokes SMS, Santa Banta 2017 Jokes in Hindi

Santa Banta Jokes 2017

These are some of the funny and cool Santa Banta Jokes, you can download it and share it on Facebook. Some Santa Banta Jokes are Non Veg that can be called as Dirty Jokes and some are funny. Santa Banta Jokes in Hindi and Santa Banta Jokes in English is also given.

Santa Banta Jokes in Hindi
Raat ke 3 baje santa ke number par phone
aaya – Hello yaha Fatima Mehfooz rehti hai kya?
Santa : Kutte itni raat ko Fatima mere paas
hoti to mehfooz rehti kya?

Santa Banta Jokes in Hindi
Santa : Aaj papa ne pitayi kar di
Banta : Kyun?
Santa : Meine to sirf itna pucha “KAMINE” film
dekhne chal rahe ho ya ghar pe hi “BLUE” film dekhoge

Santa Banta Jokes Non Veg
Ek Bar Santa Ko Hichki Aayi Aur,
Hichki K Sath Paad Bhi Nikal Gya
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Santa- Kamal H Yr Yaad Krne Wale Ne,
To Gaand Hi Phaad Di.

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Santa Banta Funny Jokes
Santa found cigarette in daughter’s room “Ohh God! She smokes?”
Then he found wine, “O God! She drinks?” Then he saw boy,
“Thank God@ To ye sab ess boy ka hai”

Santa Banta Funny SMS Jokes in Hindi
Santa Banta se bola “Bhai aaj to chay peene ka maza aa gaya.”
Banta : Santa Jee, agar billi ne dudh me muh na mara hota to aur bhi
maza aata!!!

Santa Banta Jokes Hindi Jokes
Santa-Yaar Tune Itne Chote Chote Baal Kyu Katwaye?
Santa-Wo Yaar Hajjam ke Pass chhutte Nahi The 3 Rupye To Maine Bola 3 Rupye Ka Aur Kaat do.

Santa Banta Jokes SMS
Santa used to work in a saw-mill. He was in hospital after he lost his arm in an accident. Banta was visiting him in the hospital.
Banta: "It was really bad that you lost your hand. However thank Wahe Guru that it was your left hand, since you are right handed."
Santa: "It is also because of my quick thinking. Actually it was the right hand which was going to be caught in the machine. Then I realised that I am right handed and so switched hands just in time!


Santa Banta Jokes SMS in English
Teacher - Sania Mirza Kaun Hai?
Santa - Tennis Player
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Teacher - Very Good ,
Aur Sunny Leone ?
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Santa - T Ki Jagah P Laga Do...
*Slaps* *Suspended For A Year*