Husband Wife Jokes 2017, Husband Wife SMS

Husband Wife Jokes 2017 and Husband Wife SMS

These are some of the funny and cool Husband Wife Jokes, you can download it and share it on Facebook. Some Husband Wife Jokes are Non Veg that can be called as Dirty Jokes and some are funny. Husband Wife Jokes in Hindi and Husband Wife Jokes in English is also given.

Meaning of WIFE
Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means…
Without Information, Fighting Every time!
WIFE says: No darling , it means :-
With Idiot For Ever

Husband Wife Jokes in Hindi
Husband - aj kuch aisi bat batao jisase dil khush bhi ho jaye aur jal bhi jaye
Wife- tumhare sare dosto me sabse acha kiss karane ka style tumhara hai


Husband Wife SMS Jokes
Wife : whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it,
I don’t know what to do?
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Husband : Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them…

Husband Wife Funny SMS Jokes
Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelery and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!


Husband Wife SMS Jokes Funny
Straight Insult :
HUSBAND: Ye Kaisa Khana Bnaya H Tumne,
Bilkul Gobar Jaisa......?
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WIFE : Hey Bhagwan Is Aadmi Ne To,
Har Cheez Chakh Rakhi Hai.

Hope you find these TaazaSMS Husband Wife Jokes and Husband Wife SMS great! Now come some cool and funny Husband Wife SMS Jokes:

Husband Wife Jokes SMS
Wife : Subah Mere Chehre Pe Pani Kyu Dala?
Husband : Tere Baap Ne Kaha Tha,
"Meri Beti PHOOL Ki
Tarah Hai Ise Murjhane Mat Dena".


Shauhar Biwi SMS Funny Jokes Urdu
Shaadi Se Pehle Bhagwan Se Dua
Maangi Thi Acha "PAKANE" Wali Biwi Dena.
"KHANA" Mention Karna Bhool Gaya Tha.


Husband Wife Love Jokes SMS - Best:)
It is said that Husband is the head of D family,
But
Remember that wife is D Neck of D family.
& the Neck can turn the Head exactly D way she wants.


Best Husband Wife Naughty Jokes/Husband Wife Dirty Jokes SMS:)
Wife pati se boli-Dekho G Kaam karte Waqt mere ko Kiss-Wiss na kiya karo.
Tabhi Kaamwali Boli-Maidam achi Tarah se Samjha do, Mai to bol-bol ke Thak Gayi


Husband Wife Funny Love SMS 
Wife : Ye aap ki shirt per lipstick ka nishan
kahan se aaya?
Husband : Mein khud paresaan hu nishan dekhkar.
Maine tu uss wakt shirt utari hui thi.


Husband Wife Funny SMS Jokes 
Wife: Our new neighbour always kisses his wife when he goesto work, why don't you do that? Husband: How can I? I don't even know her.


Husband Wife Funny SMS
Wife 2 Husband: Did u Have any GF before marriage ?
Husband remains silent ?
Wife: what is D meaning of silence?
Husband: Wait.. let me count...

Husband Mother in Law Jokes
Husband and Wife had a Fight.
Wife called Mom : He fought with me again,
I am coming to you.
Mom : No beta, he must pay for his mistake,
I am comming to stay with U!