Boy Girl SMS Jokes 2017, Girls Boys SMS Jokes

Boy Girl SMS Jokes 2017, Girls Boys SMS Jokes


These are some of the funny and cool Boy Girl SMS Jokes, you can download it and share it on Facebook and whatsapp. Some Boy Girl SMS Jokes are Non Veg that can be called as Dirty Jokes and some are funny. Boy Girl SMS Jokes in Hindi and Boy Girl Jokes in English is also given.


Girl Boy SMS Facebook
Girl: Why do you keep posting my name on FB wall every 2 minutes?
Boy: Facebook keeps asking me what's on my mind? And honestly, it's always you!


Boy Girl SMS Jokes in Hindi
Dear Girls..........
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Jaise 'I love you' bolne se
koi ladki girlfriend nahi ban jaati...
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Waise hi' bhai' bolne se koi ladka
aapka bhai nahi banega......
samajh gayi na


Girl Boy Valentine Love Funny SMS 
Girl to shopkeeper: Bhaiya aap ke pas aisa valentine card hai jisme likha ho..
‘U R MY 1st and would be my Last LOVE..?
Shopkeeper: Haan Hai..!
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Girl: Theek hai 20 de do.



Girl Boy Double Insult SMS
Gal: Do you like me?
Boy: No.
The girl got sad.
Boy: Why are you sad?
Gal: Because you don't like me.
Boy: You never asked whether I love you
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: No!


Girl Boy Breakup SMS
Reason explained by a girl after
Breakup:
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Agar wo jaan bhi mang laita to
hans ke de deti..
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Kambakht ne
Facebook ka Password mang
liya..

Girls Boys SMS
Maine ek ladki ki madad ki to..
usne muje thank u bola.
Maine kaha thank u mat kaho…
ye lo mera Number aur 3 ladkiyo ko dena
Aur un se kaho k ye
aur 3 ladkiyo ko de… :-D ;-)


Girl Boy Jokes SMS Funny
Ladki patane ka tarika..

Chupke se usko piche jakar pakad lo
Agar hasi to samjo FASI
&
Agar gussa huyi to zor zor se chillao
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DIDI DAR GAYI
DIDI DAR GAYI!! :twisted:


Biy Girl SMS Jokes
Boy proposed a girl.. The girl said no.
But the boy was not sad. His frnds asked him don't
u feel sad?
The boy replied "I lost the one who never
loved me, but she lost the one who
really loved her."......


Girlfriend Boyfriend Dirty Jokes SMS
Girlfriend: Teri Zip Khul Nahi Rahi Yaar.
Boyfriend: Thoda Aur Try Kar.
Girlfriend: Kar To Rahi Hoon. Nahi Khul Rahi.
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Boyfriend: Accha Ruk, Main PDF Bhejta Hoon!


Girlfriend Boyfriend Non Veg/Dirty Jokes SMS
A girlfriend pings her boyfriend on chat, "Call kar bc balance khtm ho gya hai"!
It took 15 minutes for the boy to understand bc means 'BeCause'!

Hope you find these TaazaSMS Boy Girl Jokes and Boy Girl SMS great! Now come some cool and funny Boy Girl SMS Jokes:

Girlfriend Boyfriend Jokes SMS
Girl: Wat's D Price Of Galaxy Grand??
Salesman: Rs.20000/-
Girl: "Bapre"
Girl: And S4??
Salesman: "Bapre" + "Bapre"


Funny Girls SMS Jokes
Degrees Of Girls!

B.A.-Beautiful Angel
B.E.-Beautiful Eyes
B.Sc.-Beautiful Structure
B.Com-Beautiful Communication
M.B.A.-Married But Awesome!


IPhone Boy Girl Funny SMS Jokes
Boy : Maine New I-Phone Liya Hai.
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Girl : Waaaoooww
Kaun Si Company Ka..?
Moral:
Goverment College Ki Gawar
Ladkiyon Ko Set Karoge To Yahi Hoga.!


Ladies Tailor SMS Funny Jokes
Kapil Opened A New Tailor Shop

Girl To Kapil : " Kurti Ki Baazu,
'Net' Wali Banana."
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Kapil To Girl : "3g Ya 2g?"

Decade Girls SMS
Girls of 1990– “Agar tum mil jao zamana chor denge hum”
Girls of 2011– “Agra tum mil jao purana chor denge hum!”