Adult Jokes 2017, Adult Jokes SMS

Adult Jokes 2017

These are some of the funny and cool Adult Jokes 2017, you can download it and share it on Facebook and whatsapp. Some Adult SMS Jokes are funny and some really go extreme that can be called as Dirty Adult Jokes. Adult SMS Jokes in Hindi and Adult Jokes in English is also given.

Adult SMS Jokes in Hindi 
Girlfriend: Teri Zip Khul Nahi Rahi Yaar.
Boyfriend: Thoda Aur Try Kar.
Girlfriend: Kar To Rahi Hoon. Nahi Khul Rahi.
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Boyfriend: Accha Ruk, Main PDF Bhejta Hoon!

Sardar Adult Jokes 2017
Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
"Me sick, no work"
Boss SMS back:
"When I am sick I kiss my wife try it"
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
"Me ok, ur wife very sweet"

Adult Jokes in English
Boy: can i touch your software?
Girl: first show me your hardware
Boy: can i install it in your system
Girl: cover it with antivirus and then install

Adult Jokes 2017
Pota Apne Dada Se Hanste Hue Poochta Hai
Pota: Dadaji, Aap Ke Saare Daant Hain,
Lekin Daadi Ji Ke Ek Bhi Nahi, Aisa Kyun?
Dada: Beta Baat Aisi Hai,
Main Doodh Bahut Peeta Tha Aur
Teri Daadi Ganna Bahut Choosti Thi.
Samjhdar Like Kare

Adult Jokes 2017 Funny
Aadmi Eye Operation K Baad :
-"Dr. Nahi Dikh Raha."

Dr. Ne Nurse Ko Bulaya Aur Uske Kapde Utar Diye.
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Dr:"Ab Dikha?"
Man:"Nahi Dikhta.
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Dr: Kaminey, Agar Kuch Dikhata Nahi,
To Tera Khada Kaise Ho Gaya?

Adult SMS Jokes in Hindi
Pappu Shirt Utar Ke,
Balcony Me Khada Ta..!!
1 Admi - Wah Pappu,
Ji Kya Mast Chest Hai.
Pappu : - Are Ye Kuch Bi Nai,
Teri Bhabi Ki Dekhega To Hil Jaaega.


Girls Adult Jokes 2017
Most interesting line written
on the front of T-shirt of a girl,
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Excuse me !
My face is above.;-)


Adult Jokes Download
What is the perfect example
of both Good & Bad Luck?
The naughty wind blows the girl's skirt high (Good luck)
but at the same time
Dust falls into the boy's eyes (Bad luck)


Santa Banta Jokes Non Veg
Ek Bar Santa Ko Hichki Aayi Aur,
Hichki K Sath Paad Bhi Nikal Gya
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Santa- Kamal H Yr Yaad Krne Wale Ne,
To Gaand Hi Phaad Di.


Husband Wife Adult Jokes SMS
Boy1:Meet my wife Tina
Boy2.Oh! I know her
Boy1:How?
Boy2:v were caught sleeping together
Boy1:What the hell?
Boy2.during lecture in maths class

Think +ve:)

Hope you find these TaazaSMS Adult Jokes and Adult SMS great! Now come some cool and funny Adult SMS Jokes 2017:

Adult SMS Jokes Hindi
Mubarak Ho!!!Govt ne Teri Sun Li
Badi Tension me tha tu
Dusro Ko Dekh Kar Jalta tha
Ab Khush Ho Jaq ki Market me 1 inch Ka Condom v Aa Gaya hai
"Nano Condom"

Girls Adult Jokes
No matter what u ride,
225cc Karizmas.,
220cc Pulsar or
350cc Royal Enfield.,
U just cannot overtake a girl with Low Waist Jeans on 80cc Scooty !


Bhoot SMS Hindi
Abdul : Kal Raat Toilet Main Gaya,
Toh Wahan Bhoot Tha
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Dev : "Acha !!!!! Fir Kya Hua"
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Abdul : Hona Kya Tha
Maine Usse Bol Diya
"Bhai Aap Hi Kar Lo,
Humara Toh Waise Hi Nikal Gaya"