Christmas Quotes for Kids 2016, Funny Christmas Quotes for Kids

Christmas Quotes for Kids 2016, Christmas Funny Quotes


A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.
Garrison Keillor

That's the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me.
Jerry Seinfeld

Gifts of time and love are surely the basic ingredients of a truly merry Christmas.
Peg Bracken

Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind.To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas.
Calvin Coolidge

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
George Carlin

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
~Kin Hubbard

Do give books - religious or otherwise - for Christmas. They're never fattening, seldom sinful, and permanently personal."
~Lenore Hershey

My favourite cute Christmas quotes to make you feel warm inside :-) Mostly they're short enough to work well as Christmas card quotes.

From home to home, and heart to heart, from one place to another. The warmth and joy of Christmas, brings us closer to each other.
~Emily Matthews

Probably the reason we all go so haywire at Christmas time with the endless unrestrained and often silly buying of gifts is that we don't quite know how to put our love into words.
~Harlan Miller
When we recall Christmas past, we usually find that the simplest things - not the great occasions - give off the greatest glow of happiness."
~Bob Hope

May the spirit of Christmas bring you peace,The gladness of Christmas give you hope,The warmth of Christmas grant you love.
~Anon

Christmas gift suggestions: To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. To a friend, your heart. To a customer, service. To all, charity. To every child, a good example. To yourself, respect."
~Oren Arnold