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Any TIME
Any PROBLEM
Any HELP
JUST
GIVE ME
ONE MISS CALL
I ll
Give U
Another MISS CALL
& We'll Play MissCall MissCall.
India is nation and Dadar is station,
wah wah
India is nation and& dadar is station,
Do not fall in love, First complete your Education..!!
A good lecture should be like a Girl’s mini skirt…
Long enough to cover the subject &
short enough to create interest.



When i want to fall in love with my books….
My bed falls in love with me….
And I believe that love the one who loves you…



To IMPRESS a GIRL
> Respect her
> Honour her
> Love her
> Protect her
> Care 4 her

For girls: HOW 2 IMPRESS A BOY:
> Just smile.
Khatam!
Ladka Barbaad.. :p
Dollars has increased to Rs. 96…
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Milk has increased to Rs. 70…
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Petrol has increased to Rs. 101… :’(
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Thanks God!
Passing Marks are still 33…



Unlike others your brain is a master piece,
It is divided in 2 parts – Left & Right.
In left nothing is Right & in right nothing is Left!



Difference: It’s funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE Vs ARRANGED.
It’s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered
Edison Had Rightly Said:

A Fool Can Ask More Questions, Than A Wise Can Answer..

Now We Know..
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Why All Of Us ..Are Speechless During The Exam Viva.