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Funny SMS in Hindi 2017


Thoda socha hai humne …
thoda jaana hai humne…
Mushkil se magar pehchana hai humne…
Koi aap jaisa na tha na hoga…
isliye dost aapko mana hai humne



Sardar Ko Sapne Me 1 ladki ne chappal mari,
Do din tak sardar Apne Bank Nahi Gaya,
Qunki Bank Me Likha Tha..
Hum Aapke Sapne Ko Hakikat Mein Badalte Hein……



Lamhe ye Suhane saath ho na ho,
Kal me aaj jaisi koi baat ho na ho,
Aapki dosti hamesha is DIL me rahegi,
Chahe kabhi mulakat ho na ho.



Shahjahan ne Taj Mahal banaya, Bahut Khus Hua, har ek Deewaro ko gor se dekha, sab khidki ko gor se dekha, har ek decoration ko dekha, phir bhari soach mein pad gaya aur achanak bola… Majak majak mein …Solid Kharcha ho gaya bhai
Saas: beti aaj se tumhara ghar yahi hai. Aaj se tum mujhe maa or sasur ko papa kahogi. Shaam ko uska husband ghar aaya to boli . . . . . . Maa bhaiyya aa gaye.

Aapne dil churaaya hum khaamosh rahe, aapne neend churaai hum khaamosh rahe, aapne hasi churaai hum khaamosh rahe, but its to much yaar. Chappal to rehne dete.

Lady teacher- Soch aur wahem mein kya fark hai? Student- Aap mast item hai ye hamari soch hai aur hum abhi bacche hain ye aapka wahem hai…..

Message pe message bhejte ho,
bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho,
bhejte ho toh bhi kya bhejte ho,
khud ka bheja to chalta nahi dosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho!!...



Gumh Woh cheez hay,
Gumh Woh cheeeeeez hay,
Gumh Woh cheez hayyyyyyyy,
Jisse paper stick kiya jaata hay!



Tum HAsTEy raho, MUSKuRATEy raho, sada KHILKHeeLATEy raho, KHUS raho, chilatey raho, naachtey raho, mera kya hai bhai, log tumhe he ‘PAGALA’ kahenge!



Tum ho vaha aur mein hu yaha
Tum ho vaha aur mein hu yahaaaaa
Tum ho vaaaaha aur mein hu yahaaaaa
Lekin, life boy hai jaha, tandurusti hai vaha.



Santa Singh ek bar bank loot leta hai aur cashier ko kahata hai ke 50000 ess bag mein bharo do, Cashier bolta hai sau sau ke logo na? Santa Singh bolta hai nahi khada hoke he le lunga.



Yeh kutta, ek kutta, accha kutta, tarika kutta, hai kutta, ek kutta, bewakoof kutta, ko kutta, bees kutta, second kutta, ke kutta, liye kutta, busy kutta, rakhne kutta, ka kutta. Abb iss mein se kutta nikal ke phir se padho.