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Funny Hindi SMS 2017



Dad:"Beta Mere Liye 1 Glass Pani Lana,,
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Son:"Nahi launga.
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2nd Son:"Rehne do Dad Ye To Hai Hi
batmeez,
Aap Khud lelo,,
aur Mere Liye bhi 1 Glass Lete
aana..



Neend aati hai to khaab aata hai
khaab mein ek ladki aati hai,
ladki ke piche uska baap aata hai
phir na neend aati hai na khaab aata hai…



DREAM makes all things Possible
HOPES makes all things work
LOVE makes all things beautiful
SMILE makes all the above work possible
So ALWAYS BRUSH UR TEETH



Phoolo se kya dosti karte ho,
Phool to murjha jaate hai.
Agar dosti karni hai to kaanto se karo,
Kyuki wo chubh kar bhi yaad aate hai…



Wife : Oji sunte ho,
Ghar me Namak khatam ho gaya
hai,
Ab mai kya dalu?
Husband : Teri Dimag to hai hi nahi,
Naya "Colgate active salt" dal de usme
namak hai.



Wife: I m nt feeling well..! :(
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Husband: Ohho i was
thinking to go for dinner?

Wife: I was joking dear
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Husband: me too, chal uth
roti bana shabaash!! :D



Boy to Girl: Tum Ro Kaun Rai Ho ?
Girl : Mere Marks Bht Kam Aye Han :(
Boy : Kitne Aye Han ?
Girl: Sirf 90%
Boy: BiBi Khuda ka Khauf Kro
Ennye Numbran Vich Te 3 Munddaye
Pass ho Jande Ne :D :P



Ek bar engineering ke sabhi Professores ko
ek plane mein bithaya gaya..
Fir announce kiya gaya ki
“YE PLANE APKE STUDENTS NE BNAYA HAI”
Sab profesrs utar gaye…
Par principal baithe rahe
Logo ne pucha: Aapko Darr nahi lgta?
Principle: Muje apne studnts par pura bharosa hai.
Ye start hi nahi hoga!!



AQAL BADAM KHANY SY NAHI
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DHOKA KHANY SY ATI HY………..
FUNNY BUT TRUE



Ek ladki class me gana ga rahi thi
“O zara-zara touch me, touch me, touch me…”
Tabhi ek ladka utha aur ladki ko chhu liya aur
bola himmat hai to aage Gaa..



Beti: Mein padosi se pyar karti hu aur uske sath bhag rahi hu!
Baap: Thanks mere paise aur time dono bach gye.
Beti: Papa mein to letter padh rahi hu!
jo mummy rakh ke Gayi..!!



Jailer: Faasi se pehle kisse miloge?
Santa: Biwi Se
Jailer: Maa-Baap se nahi
Santa: Maa-Baap to agla jnm lete hi mil jyenge
biwi ke liye sala phir 25 saal wait karna padega!! :d



Aaj woh hamse jannat mein takra gaye,
Aaj woh hamse jannat mein takra gaye,
Aur hamare dil se awaaz nikli,
“Fitteh Moon” Tum idhar bhi agaye..



kamar jitni bhi patli ho maza utna nasheela hai.
chalega jo bhi ho aankhon ka rang kala ya neela hai,
ishq k naam pe kerte sabhi ab RASLEELA hao..
main karun to saala character dheelaa hai :p



Ladki saath ho to HOTEL bill,
Ladki dur ho to MOBILE bill,
Ladki na mile to DARU ka bill,
isliye na lagao DIL
na Aayega BILL.
Prem Se bolo Jai Lokpal Bill…