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Flirt SMS 2017

He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, sucked, swallow,
when he was satisfied,
he left,
i was hurt,

Government imposing new taxes.
Dating Rs.10, Hug Rs.20, Kiss Rs.30, Love Rs.50.
But you dont worry, flirting is still free.

Birds love you,
monkeys love you,
hippos love you,
snakes love you,
tortoise love you,
giraffe loves you.....
Please go back to ZOO,
they all really miss you!

If i have to choose between
Loving You and Breathing....

I will choose my last breath to say
I LOVE You.. !

Hey! Cutie… ..yes YOU! you’re smiling again Its bcoz i told u that ur CUTE hey…… Sometimes we need 2 lie Just to make some one SMILE!

I looked at a flower 'n thought
it was the most beautiful thing
I've ever seen till I met you.. !

"I Love You So Much That
I See Your Face In Other Girls 'n
So I Cant Stop Myself From Loving Them Also"...

call, if i m cute
miss call, if i m gorgeous
Text back if i m pretty
Text a joke if i m charming
Just ignore if u r jealous

U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words...

Those innocent eyes, those kissable lips, a great smile the perfect walk, smoothest talk, absolute gorgeous, thts enough bout me... how r u ?

Boy: "Hey do you like water?"
Girl: "Yeah..."
Boy: "Good, then you already like 70% of me." :-P ;-)

What is the height of Flirting?
When your love letter starts with

A – U’r Attractive
B – U’r D Best
C – U’r Cute
D – U’r Dear 2 me
E – U’r Excellent
F – U’r Funny
G – U’r Gud Looking
H – He He He
I – I’m
J – Just
K – Kidding

Angels r moving from door to door today dropping heavenly blessings. I prayed to God they get to your door as they just left mine.

I see myself as a crayon, I may not be your favorite color:
But I know someday, you will need me to complete your picture!

Remember These Words ….
Love Da Lady But Don’t Touch Da Body
You Will Screw Da Lady
If You Touch Da Body You Will Become A Daddy

Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

Its too heard to loose someone who is 99% cute, 98% sweet, 97% loving, 96% talented and 100% friendly, Thats me, whats a waste of life if u loose me.

Boy : You Look Exactly Like My Wife....
Girl : Ohhh... What's Your Wife's Name?

Boy : I'm Not Married Yet... ;-)
Moral : Learn New Methods To Propose.. ! :)

Girls are like internet domain names.. the ones I like are already taken.